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دنیای اس ام اس

اس ام اس ـ-*-ـ اس ام اس

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Madare be dokhtaresh mige : (tablighe tabarok)

Dokhtaram  chera  haamele nemishi ?

Mige : nemidoonam !

Hamiiiiiiiiiiiiid  .. 


Agar sex = energy:

kir: niroogahe abi,

koon: niroogahe gazi,

kos: niroogahe hararati,

khaye: niroogahe hastei,

esperm: oraniyome ghani shode,

short: natanz 


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Moshtarake Gerami Az Anjake 99% SMShaye Shoma Sexi Mibashad ,Dar Avalin Jashnvareh Jokhaye Sexi Shoma Barandeh Kire Boloorin Shodeyeed ...! 


Emem jome'e rasht :

Enerjie haste'ei  mas'aleye  naamoosi nist ke betavan  be  raahati az  an  gozsht . 


hosolomosororoftomochokorkonomsobokom in sms faghat baraye ghonche kardane labhaye shomast 


negahe avalat bar man asar kard

negahe 2vomat divane am kard

negahe 3vomat asheghtaram kard

negahe akharat dige hiz bazi bood 


sharayet parvaz baraye parvazhaye dakheli:1-shenasname ax dar.2-poole belit.3-axe 20 dar 20 baraye sare ghabr.4-fotokopi az vasiat name 


Bache:Aghaye Moalem ZipetOon Baze,Moalem:Az In Be Bad BegOo Dare Daftar Baze.Dafeye Bad>>Bache:Aghaye Moalem Dare Daftar Baze Modiram Oomade BirOon 


Delet gerefte azizam ?

bi kasi o bi hamzabooni azaret mideh ?

Fekr mikoni tanhat gozashtam ?

Na man inja pishetam .faghat kafie sareto bala koni o aghooshe mano bebini ke montazere  tost.

Bodo bia azizam

Emza : khoda  


Midooni  tafaavote  joonet  ba koonet chie ?

Joonet  4 ta harf dare ,vali

Koonet harf nadare !!!!! 


Sorkh poosta  mogheye hamle be ghazvin migan : akoomba , boomba ,yakoomba

Vaghti az hamle bar migardan migan : nakon baba ,nakon baba  


zemestan 2bare miayad bahar 2bare tekrar mishavad amma to hich vaght tekrar nemishavii chon khoda 1 eshtebaho 2 bar tekrar nemikone 


Be khoda migan chera aval mard ro afaridi bad zano ?Mige shoma ham age bekhahid chizi benevisid aval cheknevis mikonid bad paknevis 


Zibatarin honar , honare eshgh varaidan ast,amma  az  oun  zibatar honare  aheste goozidan ast  


 Midooni farghe to ba gav chiye ?

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Shookhi kardam baba , narahat nasho

Hich farghi nadarid!


Vejdane to hamanande spermist ke talash mikonad to ra be ensaniat beresanad,ama afsos ke nafse ammareye to mesle kandom az adam shodanat jologiri mikonad..!


Sms tablighaati :

Sobhetaan ra baa gooz aghaaz konid     

"konserve loobiae delpazir" 


moghe'ei  ke khoda panjereye beheshto baaz kard mano dido azam porsid emruz che arezuyi dari? goftam khodaya hamishe movazebe unike alan in smso mikhune bash. ;-)


Energie hasteyi dukoone dolate mast, hasteye in energy tu koone melate mast. 


Duste khub mesle sutian mimune nazdiktarin chiz be ghalbete behet etemade be nafs mide az oftadanet jelogiri mikone hamishe bala negahet midare


farghe shohar kardan va sag negah dashtan chie?javab:sag gand be farshet mizane mard be zendegit 


residan hameye shoma dostan aziz ra be haghe mosalametan tabrik migooyam 


Porma'ni tarin kalame : negaah

Aalitarin kalame : doosti

Talkhtarin kalame : jodaei

Dardnaaktarin kalame : khianat

Badtarin kalame : tamaskhor

Aasheghaane tarin kalame : TO 


Torke be nanash mige : age to br donya nemiomadi man bi nane mishodam  


midooni farghe to ba ezrayil chiye ???? ezrayilo bebinam mimiram , toro nabinam mimiram 


3chiz dar shabe aroosi mojaz nist:

1) sabre ayoob

2) ?ire mayoob

3) ?ose mahjoob 


Kalaghe neshaste bud sare drakht chiz berger mizad,rubahe miad mige chetori jigar.,ajab dombi, che trip meshki bahali ,ye hali bede ye dahan bia ,kalaghe chiz bergeresho mizane zire baghalesh mige energye hastei haghe mosalame mast. 


Torke mire khastegari babaye aroos mige khodet begu che khalafi mikoni,mige hichi faghat adams mijoam,pedare mige khob chera?  torke mige: migan buye sigaro az beyn mibre. pedare mige: mage shoma sigar mikeshin? mige: ble, akhe migan giraeeye tryak ro ziyad mikone, mige:mage shoma tryak mikeshin? are,akhe ghbl az kos krdan kmro seft mikone! mige:mage shoma kos ham mikonin? mige:are, hmishe ke nemishe koon kard!! 


Dokhtara miran pishe khoda shekaiat ke chera pesara az oona daran ma nadarim?   Neda miad ke oon male shomast! hammalish male pesarast !!

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