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Ghanun 13 newton:

dar moghe ridan ru jazebeye zamin, kheily hesab nakon,

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zureto bezan.....

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In shaba Babanoel to har sourakhi ye chizi mizare movazebe kounet bash.

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Ye Ghorse ex mindazan to sandooghe sadaghat shoroo mikone be vam dadan.

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Elate baravorde nashodan doa dar 5shanbe shabha : chon enghadr pa balast ke dasta dide nemishe :-)

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Emsal jenifer lopez bimeye koonesho tamdid nakarde,chon taze.fahmide kesike az aghab mizane moghasere

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Choopane drooghgu mimire,fereshte nakiro monkar azash miporse esmet chie?Mige dehghane fadakar!

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 ye torke masjed misaze kasi nemirafte ounja namaz bekhone.Sardaresh menevise namaze sobh 1 Rakat ,bedone vozo.

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 Ye torke dashte film super midide yoho zanesh miad, hol mishe mige: bia bebin ba felestinia chikar mikonan!

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 alafe zire paatim

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1 ho khar nashi maro bokhori

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torke ro dare khoonash minivise WC migan yani chi ? mige mokhafafe wellcome hastesh .

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Ezdevaj yani:

)E)ey

(z)zendegi

)d)daram

(e)emshab

)v)vase 

(a)akharin bar

)j)jagh mizanam.

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Olampike hozeye elmiye ghom shoru shod:

1-partabe amame

2-paresh ba aba

3-do ba dampaei

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 Midoni chera dokhtara filme supero ta akhar mibinan?Akhe mikhan bebinan akharesh pesare dokhtararo migire ya na.

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 ta hala shode etefaaghi koon bedi ???

na ,nashode?

affarin az adamaye ba barname kheyli khosham miad

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Naro paeen!

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 Dige az in paeentar naro!

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 Zaboone adam halit nist.

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 Didi hichi nabood os shodi.!

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Tu kish ye marmahio az ab migiran, tu dubai ye arabe miofte tu ab.

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keshaavarze pir kenaare gav aahane farsoodeash istade bood va be mazrae shokhm nakhordash minegarist chon gavash hamchenan dasht in sms ra mikhoond. 

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pirezane shashesh ghahvei mishe mire doktor miporse marazam chiye? doktor mige koset zang zade !i!

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Bebakhshin ke mozahem shodam,Ye soal dare mokhamo mikhore: mikhastam bedonam pedare pesare shoja ghabl az inke pesare shoja be donya biad esmesh chi bude

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Ye zane momen

mimire mire be khabe dokhtaresh.

mige karaye khoob khoob nakon

man inja hoori shodam vaght nemikonam shortamo bala bekesham!

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Kun  dadan  dar 4 ja  mobah  ast:

1.Bachegi

2.Sarbazi

3.Zuraki

4.Marami ,

baba  ba  maram!

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 Emroz salgarde fote rostame dastan gahramane afsaneeye iran ast be ehteramesh 1 daghige gorzesh to koonet.

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 Torke miporse saat chande migan 3.5 mige gayedan maro az sob ta hala har ki ye chizi mige!

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Espin=dekaso

torky=binolma

arabi=alvahno

rossin=loukat

italy=olmanro

english=pitaction

china=chasmo

india=mirahe

japan=chang so

beljik=kateli

irani=oskol  shodi

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Rashtiye be zanesh mige:zan boro az oon condom kharejia biar hal konim.zane mige:mage 100 dafe behet nagoftam oona male mehmoone?