Har shab ghabl az khaab , ba tamame vojoodat, ro be gheble benshin va 34 bar bego :
Enerjie haste'ei haghe mosalame maast .
midoni kalameye love yani chi?
L:layeghe dost dashtan bodan
O: omidvar bodan be ayande
V: vafadar bodan
E: enerjie hasteie haghe mosalame mast
aya midanid kalameye EHHMM ke dar w.c. karborde ziadi darad mokhafafe chist?
E:energy
H:hastei
H:haghe
M: Msalame
M:mast!
age gofti arezooye bozorge ye panda chie?!?....in ke axe rangi begire
Boy : mitunam narmafzareto lams konam?
girl : aval sakhtafzareto neshun bede.
boy : bayad ruye systemet nasbesh konam
girl : aval anti virus bezar rush,bad nasbesh kon
Ghazvinie ye koon mizare poshte Vitrin gheimat mizane 2 milyon toman, migan chera inghadr geroon? mige male ye khanoom doktor boode faghat bahash migoozide.!!
Ghanoone 2 zakariaye razi :
?os mesle alkol mimoone , bayad bokhori ta mast beshi !!!!!
Mahbubtarin bazihaye iraniha:
1-dokhtar bazi
2-goshad bazi
3-ko? kalak bazi
4-khanom bazi
5-sms bazi..!
Changiz khane moghol kasani ke az khodesh bolandtar boodano mikosht dar hamin rasta ahmadi nejad mikhad kasani ke azash khoshgeltarano bokoshe.khosh behalet zende mimouni.
Bache be mamanesh mige:tu mahdekudak harfaye zesht mizanan.
madar:to yevaght yad nagiri.
bache:man be ?ose nanam mikhandam az kosesheraye in bache koonia begam!
Dishab nokare man ke esmesh sharife ba nokare to ke esmesh mobarake ba ham toye otagh bodand,yedafe didam kire sharife man too koone mobarake toe
10% delam barat tang shode 20%be yadetam 30% behet fekr mikonam 40% mikham pisham bashi 50% behet ehtiaj daram 60% baraye khodam mikhamet 70% be donbaletam 80% azat khosham miad 90% doset daram 100% sare karet gozashtam
Be torke migan midooni "gf " yani chi ?
Mige : fekr konam mokhafafe goje farangi baashe
Yaroo to jebhe khompaare mikhore az kamar be paaeinesh ro ghat mikonan.
Behesh migan : che ehsaasi dari ?
Mige : ehsaas mikonam taa koon to beheshtam .
Age 3 ta rad rooye barfa didi
Bedoun ke 1 arabe ounja eski mikarde
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Boro kenar,
jishi nashi !
be Torke migan : age ab nabood chi mishod ? ye zarre fekr mikone ! ! mige : khob oonvaght ma shena yad nemigerftim va dar natije ghargh mishodim
Nagoo .. Nagoo
Bare geraan budimo raftim
Nagoo .. Nagoo
Namehrabaan budimo raftim
Nagoo,
inhaa dalile mohkami nist
begoo baa digaraan budimo raftim
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sare kaar nisti ,paeino bekhoon
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2nya dige mese to nadare
nadare na mitoone biyare